a spanish joke
  • shay January 25

    un dia un hombre encuentra una chica, ella le pregunta que' haces en tu vida?
    e'l le dice trabajo en Hitech.
    ella dice cool, que' hace alli?
    le contesta tomo la basura.
    despues una semana e'l encuentra y habla con otra chica y ella le pregunta a que' te dedicas?
    le responde trabajo en microsoft.
    ella le dice que lindo, que' hace ahi?
    ventanas

    one day a person meets a girl and she asks him what do you do for a living?
    he tells her i work in hitech. 
    she asks cool what do you do there?
    he says i take the garbage.
    after a week he speaks to another girl and she asks him what do you do for a living?

     he says i work in microsoft
    she says sweet what do you do there?
    he says windows

  • Anna January 27
    Un chiste muy corto para ti:

    ¿Cómo ladra un perro argentino?
    - Esteeeeee, guau!
  • THoth April 4
    ¿Qué hace el pez?
  • I completely do not get the joke, Anna. Could you explain for those of us whose brains aren't sufficiently caffeinated yet? (That's the excuse I'll go with!)

    And THoth... I think I get it... nada????
  • Mahima April 8
    no comprendo el "joke".
    ayudarme por favor
  • Erin April 9
    Hi Mahima! I think the joke is that the question "Qué hace el pez?" (What does the fish do?) has an ambiguous answer "Nada" which can mean "Swims" or "Nothing" both of which are true since fish don't make sounds but they do swim.  Get it?
    And I think the joke Cómo ladra un perro argentino? (How does an Argentinean dog bark?) is that Argentinians often start their sentences with "Esteeeee...." which is kind of like saying "Ummm..." in English.  Right Anna?
  • Mahima April 10
    Gracias Erin :)